Shortly before Joseph Larkin tragically passed away, a person we'll call "CAROLINE L." was insensitively overheard calling the soon to be deceased man "butt ugly" (she also was heard telling her mother that he was "mean" and "a loser"). Now, Joseph knew that he was no Eddie Vedder or anything, but still those ugly comments stung him like a killer bee (the poor bastard). In fact, some would say Joseph died of an aortic aneurysm, but I think he died of a broken heart.

I would like to ask you, dear reader, to judge for yourself: study the two pictures below and decide who is uglier.


Joseph shortly before he died, God rest his soul


CAROLINE L. is second from left, with the Buddy Holly glasses, silly hair and dopey look on her face.

And OHMYGOD isn't this girl cute?

She's only a teenager, though...Well, actually, that's a bit too old for me..I like 'em young, by God.


"And the landslide brought it down"