Melissa Joan Hart Fantasies
#324- #345

#325: "Care to rub some lotion on my back, darling?"

#326: "How about from behind this time, Rubin...?"

#327: "Look, Rubin! Here's your award for best lover!"

#328: "Oh, Rubin, I don't care if we ever get off this island -- I want you all to myself!"

#329: "Oh, Moondoggy! Let's ride these waves together forever!"

#330: "No, Rubin, I'm not Melissa -- tonight you can call me Rizzo."

#331: "Take off your shirt, Ferguson -- it's time to play American Gladiators for Rubin."

#332: "Oh, Rubin, are you sure you can't see my nipples in this dress? I'd hate for everyone here at the American Music Awards to see what you get to apply clamps to later tonight!"

#333:"You don't mind if the cat watches, do you?"

#334: "Let me smoke em your peace pipe, Rubin!"

#335: "Nigga please! I gots to be listenin' to the Wu while I go down on you! Wu Tang's for the kids, homey!"

#336: "Look, Rubin! I'm modeling that garbage bag outfit you made for me! Don't I look fetching? What's that? The outfit would look better crumpled up on the floor? You're the boss, daddy!"

#337: "Oh, Rubin -- you complete me."

#338: I can't even think of a caption for this one -- she's taking off her bathing suit bottom, for crying out loud!

#339: "I can't believe they gave our home sex movie an Oscar, Rubin!"

#340: "Ah ha ha! Rubin, you are so funny!

#341: Rubin's spy cam pays off!

#342: Rubin's X- ray vision glasses actually work!

#343: "Here, Rosie, dig in!"
#344: "And this is the scar from the C-Section they performed to bring Rubin, Jr. into the world!"

#345: Okay, who the fuck let Dom Deluise in here?!

"Feels like I'm dreaming when I'm not sleeping"